"Your Brain on UFV"

October 1, 2010

In a new video from the University of the Fraser Valley, the institution's fake doctor, a paleostrophysiologist, points out that a brain with UFV is scientifically proven to outperform a brain without UFV 11 times out of 10. Students already taking UFV ask, shouldn't everyone be on UFV? No, the fake doctor stresses, stating that UFV should not be taken by individuals with adverse reaction to quality education, awesome things, small groups of really interesting people, and excellence in general. Potential side effects when taking UFV may include fun times, increased intelligence, the ability to think critically, job marketability, and sudden fits of awesomeness. UFV is for ME!